Hush little Fanbase, please quiet up, Daddy’s Roman’s gonna buy you a trophy cup,
And if that trophy doesn’t gleam, Daddy Roman’s gonna buy you a whole new team,
And if that team is in need of reproach, Daddy Roman’s gonna buy you a brand new coach,
And if that coach doesn’t win enough games, Daddy Roman’s gonna buy one with a bigger name,
And if that team still doesn’t do well enough, Daddy Roman’s gonna keep buying more and more stuff,
And if that stuff doesn’t help Chelsea win, Daddy Roman’s just gonna inject more cash again.
Sweet dreams, little Chelsea Fanbase, everything is always going to be all right.
